Just a Story - Season 2007-2008 - 16/04/08

Bella's Bent Bat Baffles Badminton Boffins....

Renowned Badminton contortionist, Bella Ratter took things to the next extreme to reach those tricky shots at the net and smash directly into the ground...!!!

It was a League match trip to Latheron that inspired her to try the new look, much to the amazement of her fellow professionals, who were somewhat bemused by the shape of her new found bat and 'bare faced cheek' she had for using the instrument...!!!

Disgruntled Latheron players were unsure of how to approach Bella - after losing heavily to an opponent with a new miracle tool but, congratulated her and went about their business.

Later that week, eBiGH.com contacted the 'miracle maker' and she commented that, '...there are no rules that say your racket has to be straight and I intend to continue bamboozling my opponents until I retire...'

Is this the start of a new craze...???  Answers on a postcard...

Note - Tools required to style racket = electric heater + 20cm distance from heating elements.

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