Celtic 1 v 1 Rangers, League - 03/01/10

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May I say the Rangers bus was the best bus ever.

The main choir lead by Lee the Dougaldog backed up by 'am no a bad lad Mackay' kept the music flowing through the drifts.

Father Ness 'half man half mattress' laughed slept and smoldered non stop for the entire 11 hours.

Reissy let everyone see face for a grand total o 15 minutes then the hood went up again. Branson says he is like an antique that only needs to be dusted every week.

Stephen Maclean had a face whiter than the snow ootside he blamed the whiskey the night before, a likely story me thinks he was missin the wife.

Michael King said he had caught a bug 'that loon' get's more like his Fither everyday.

Big Marty Nic with the only bag in Caithness without a bottom supplied copious amount of apple juice.

The Zippy has thrown down the gauntlet to King Kenny Green's crown for cheese and biscuits. His choice of cocktail sausages on a stick will be hard to beat for months to come but by the expression on Evan's face when sampling his Caithness cheese he might have to leave that in old Drummonds fridge.

Big Rab's choice in Malt whiskey sweeties was delightful keeping a few chests glowing for hours.

The young team at the back were full of the 2010 spirit but as the day wore on the wit slowly died, ha ha.

A great thank you must go to our two drivers that put the ice road truckers to shame we have gone down and back in the summer in a slower time (don't anyone tell Veda).

So Hail-Hail till the next bus if the rest are as good as this one the club is in good shape.